February 2011
Me: You can strangle me with that!
Him: My dick?
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YOU MUSTACHE ME QUESTIONS NOW
EISENBERG=hot.
igottagetbacktohogwarts:
fuckbitchesgetdani:
Zuckerberg
Eisenberg
Samberg
Iceberg
Dinkleberg
AWKBERG
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.
infamousshit:
Cutest shit ever.
this shit is cute.. i can’t believe they were spitting on each other lmfaoo
LOL they’re so cute.
January 2011
b00sterseat:
whenever I see
holdon4theride:
13 and under on tumblr:
14-16 on tumblr:
17-19 on tumblr:
20+ on tumblr:
40+ on tumblr:
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It’s so dumb when girls think they’re all special/whatnot because they wear huge t-shirts and sweatpants and no make-up. I’m like lol STFU.
Me: Ok so what if they like my pictures?
Marco: I don't know
Me: See!
Marco: Well here's what you might be expecting. They'll want you in L.A for the moment either to see you in action or maybe in N.Y.
Me: Not possible.
My mind: OMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOMG
Party Like it's 1999
dappledthings21:
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching...